A Posers life

Imagine him, sitting at a stolen, garbage-strewn picnic bench inside a dimly-lit, ill-furnished room, chain-smoking Basics as he scratches at a mosquito bite until it bleeds. Beneath the single, naked bulb which provides the only illumination, he rarely raises a hand to the moths which occasionally carom off his forehead during their fluttering, 40-watt-induced spirals. Wearing a strappy-tee (wife-beater tank-top) slobbered with the remains of endless, nightly meals of MD 20-20 and Dominoes pizza, and pock-marked with holes from cigarette burns. 

He stinks the stink of five straight days with no shower. Before him are scattered his collection of conspiracy books, Nazi and Confederate paraphernalia, and kill jars full of cockroaches...and, of course, his keyboard - his only contact to the world outside. 

submitted by "warm&fuzzy"

Posers Of Our Lives

What happened last week on: Posers Of Our lives; William (not The Real William), thinks he is being witty with his asinine and so pathetic attempts at TRYING to emulate The Real William. His alter-ego Will, who is even  more of pathetic knock-off, are both vying for the "  Moron of the year award". So far William (not The Real William) is ahead by a slight margin. Enter the crude and childish attempts to then move on to emulate Reality Check (who always signs with a R.). Thankfully that was a short-lived episode!! And then there was Todd (who never dots his H). Personally, I think that was a dead give away myself. So we have 4 serious contenders in this close race for the "Moron of the Year" award. Tune in next week for the continuing story of " The Posers of our Lives"...
 
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